论文标题
Strangelove博士或：我如何学会停止担心和喜欢引用
Dr. Strangelove or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the citations
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论文摘要
引用在研究人员的职业中越来越重要。但是如何以最好的方式使用它们呢？这是一篇讽刺的论文，显示了引用指标的大量使用，目前引用趋势中发生了不良趋势。我将其放在Arxiv和ResearchGate上。如果您有兴趣在您是编辑的日记上发布本文，请告诉我。
Citations are getting more and more important in the career of a researcher. But how to use them in the best possible way? This is a satirical paper, showing a bad trend currently happening in citation trends, due to intensive use of citation metrics. I am putting this on the arXiv and on Researchgate. Should you be interested to publish this paper on a journal of which you are editor, let me know.
